so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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