ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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