I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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