Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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