puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
is it fun? or sober?
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