Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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