Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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