Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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