i think my tv is drunk
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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