So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I party with great urgency now.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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