Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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