Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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