Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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