I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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