What should our trivia night team be named?
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proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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