DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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