Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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