He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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