I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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