We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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