Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I donยดt want to leave spain.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." ๐ ๐๐ท
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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