I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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