Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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