Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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