are you so shy because you have an std?
no you cant smoke seaweed
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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