Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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