Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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