It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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