In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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