Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it's like iHOP with fire
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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