2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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