don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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