You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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