We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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