its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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