bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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