So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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