I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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