Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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