i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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