i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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