I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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This baby is an asshole
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
We smell like vodka and hangover
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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