all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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