Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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