Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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