Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Will exercising make me less horny?
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