Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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