The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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