the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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