It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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